1. Person A interacts with smoker at bar/party.
2. Person A runs into Person B at a different venue.
While complaints about smoking are not new, this new type of complaining is whinier, higher pitched and narcissistic. Dr. Senja Filkrujka is an ear cancer specialist, “The sound wave’s resonance “awakens” the ear cancer eggs that naturally line the ear canal. While the cancer eggs are usually dormant, this “4th hand smoke” ruptures them, forcing the eggs into their growth cycle. Within days, tumors fill the ears and crawl deep inside the brain. It’s quite nasty.”
The prognosis is not very good, “Until we can get everyone to quit smoking, there are still going to be people hanging around with smokers who then later bump into non-smokers who will then complain about it to some other poor person later.”
3. The next day Person B complains to you about the smell of Person A.
4. Ear cancer strikes!
While complaints about smoking are not new, this new type of complaining is whinier, higher pitched and narcissistic. Dr. Senja Filkrujka is an ear cancer specialist, “The sound wave’s resonance “awakens” the ear cancer eggs that naturally line the ear canal. While the cancer eggs are usually dormant, this “4th hand smoke” ruptures them, forcing the eggs into their growth cycle. Within days, tumors fill the ears and crawl deep inside the brain. It’s quite nasty.”
The prognosis is not very good, “Until we can get everyone to quit smoking, there are still going to be people hanging around with smokers who then later bump into non-smokers who will then complain about it to some other poor person later.”
6 comments:
My wife has a friend who smokes and frequents bars. My ear hurts. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. I hope it's not too late...
This is childish and immature, smoking is not a joke, nor is its effects, if you want to joke about it you should keep to yourself.
This is childish and immature, smoking is a serious issue that is killing more and more people everyday. And while you joke about it there is someone in the hospital fighting lung cancer because they were a victim of the REAL secondhand smoke or third-hand smoke. You just think about that.
Actually, smoking is killing less and less people everyday because they read my site and understand the dangers of smoking.
Third hand smoke? I'd love to hear about a documented case of 3rd hand smoke cancer. It does not exist. I blame pollen.
Please do not come back to my site, ever. Yo are fired as a reader.
As I see it, if you smoke cigarettes you are protected by the first and second hand smoke. Since you have the first hand it can't be second hand which is worse than first hand. What you have to worry about is the third or fourth hand but mostly all the governments hands taking all your money from your pockets.
ha,ha,ha,ha, ... I should have been dead long ago, so often I have heard this nonsense :D
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