It’s the last week of July and you know what that means! It’s UPDATE YOUR LAMINATED LIST week.
As you all know, a laminated list is the three famous people with whom your spouse will allow you to have sex with. If ever the opportunity presents itself, you have permission to have guilt free sex with any one of the three people on that list.
Every year, during the last week of July, you are allowed to update the list.
So here is my list for 08’ – 09’…
1. Sarah Silverman (recently single)
2. Christina Ricci
3. Leelee Sobieski
Sorry Alyssa Milano, you didn't make the cut this year.
Who’s on your list for this year?
5 comments:
1. Jude Law
2. John Mayer
3. Johnny Depp
1. Scarlett Johanssen
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Liv Tyler
(I'm tempted to put Ann Coulter on here to either A) Get her in a vulnerable position for the hit squad or B) Knock her up with a half-liberal baby and force her to make a very difficult decision... part B is soley contingent on her not being too bitter and unholy to spawn offspring.)
I can't believe you dropped Alyssa!
George Clooney. Just him. Anyone else, I'd rather have sex with my husband who happens to be a magnificent sex god.
I have to agree with you there Nag. Your husband is awesome in the sack.
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