I have gone through a pruned out the bullshit to clean this up a little as it was getting a bit long. You'll note the {bullshit} tag in these areas.
{Author's notes are bolded and in brackets}
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from Alicia Harry
date Sat, Jun 21, 2008 at 12:46 PM
subject Hello
Hello
My name is Alicia,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and if you dont mind i will like you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Alicia.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter even our age difrent because i have something very IMPORTANT to tell you,
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from HolyJuan
to Alicia Harry alicia181810@yahoo. com
date Mon, Jun 21, 2008 at 8:11 PM
subject Re. Hello
Alicia!
So good to hear from you! I am surprised that you have contacted me as I have been without a wife for three years now. Even with all our money I was unable to save her...
But enough of the sad! So good that you contacted me. How did you hear of me?
Please let me know what you want to talk about. I do not care about looks, just good conversation.
Thanks,
Juan
{Somehow, Alicia’s last name and e-mail have changed.}
from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Mon, Jun 22, 2008 at 2:07 PM
Dearest Friend,
Thanks for your mail ,I will really like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.
I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and after reading your profile ,I am Miss Alicia, 24 years old girl from Liberia,the only daughter of Late Mr Fred Camara the deputy minister …
I am beginning to build some kind of trust on you and after i have finish reading your last mail to me,i want to confide fully in you, it can only be achieved by constant communication which we have just started right now but i am pleading that you should assist me to develop phone conversation and constant E-mail because they don't allow us to make foreign calls in camp,but through the phone i have given you we can receive freely.i want to be rest assure that your serious if only you will show your seriousness and a kind of sincerity to me by giving me your full contact as it's listed below to enable me be rest assured in you .
Your phone number.....
Your home contact address...
Your residence country......
Your age..........................
Your occupetion................
and also tell me more about yourself so that we can flow along.
Note: that this issue is 100% genuine and risk free, please do not forget to get back to me with all i need from you to enable us confide on each other gradually and next to the this mail will be the contact of the Firm were the money is being deposited by my late father in my name as a next of kings to it ,watin to hear from you soon.
Love & care from,
Alicia
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Mon, Jun 22, 2008 at 8:21 PM
subject Re: Hello
Alicia,
What a terrible life you have had! I wish I could make all step mothers go away, but then, if we get married, you will be my children's stepmother!
I have the finances to help you leave your country, but I need to know a few things about you, too. My wife, God bless her soul, was a great cook and a comforting lover. I will need to know that you can satisfy my wants and needs.
Please let me know the following:
1. Can you cook?
2. Can you wash clothes?
3. Will you lie in bed quite or do you wiggle around and make noise?
4. Have you ever had a Cleveland Steamer?
5. Can you watch children?
Here are the answers you needed from me:
Your phone number..... 702-520-1131 {A sales call we got last week}
Your home contact address... 2855 West Dublin Grandville. Road. Columbus, OH 43235 {The Columbus Police Department}
Your residence country...... United States
Your age.......................... 52
Your occupetion................ Inventor, Salesman, Lover, Dreamer
As part of this deal, I will require 50% of all profits. I will allow you to continue school, but you must wear full length dresses and a veil. (I do not want to pay for you to come here and then have some 20 year old boy steal you from me.) You will cook and clean and every second night we will have sexual relations in the mouth and in your backside. At first it will hurt, but you will get used to it. On every third night, we will dress up and play, "Cannonball of Love."
Please do not be afraid to ask about the details of sex. If you are not comfortable with this, then we will have to break off this relationship.
Again, I do have the money to bring you to the United States, but only if we can work out an agreement. In time you will grow to love me.
My dearest love to you,
Juan Stein
PS You photo is very very pretty and you are beautiful! I have attached my photo.
from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Mon, Jun 23, 2008 at 12:04 PM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello Honey
i saw you mail am so happy with you Honey about your question is a good one believe me honey i will do more than you think as for your baby he will also be my baby too. also i can cook and do any domestic works at home time with out number .
may God be with you .
I really appreciate your concern, and i will like you to start by contacting the bank here first and find out the possibility of transfering this fund to your position.I have decided to trust my whole life in your hand and hope that you will not betray the trust. Please dont tell anybody about this matter ok, promise me that you will not let anybody to know about this matter for my safety ok.
I believe in my heart that your help to me will bring something good to you, and i assure you that if God will use you to help me out of this situation, i will never forget you in my life.
Bellow here is the contact of the bank.
BANQUE ISLAMIQUE DU SÉNÉGAL - BIS
Immeuble Fayçal, rue Huart x Amadou Assane Ndoye, BP 3381
Dakar, République du Senegal
Email...bibank@d2r.zzn.com
Tel.......... +221 777 848 961
Please send email to the Bank, When you get them, you tell them that you are calling unbehalf of the fund of Mr.Fred Camara from Liberia with Ref.. number 101000465578,
us through.
i love you.
God bless you,
Yours lovely.
Alicia
from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Mon, Jun 23, 2008 at 9:01 PM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
God bless you too deary, but even the lord needs a good roll in the sack... I need some more detail of the questions I asked.
Yeah yeah yeah, you can take care of kids, what I really want to know is if you can MAKE kids. I need three or four of the little guys running around.
Please answer my questions from earlier and then I will contact the bank. What name should I use when I contact the bank?
Answer these questions:
Will you lie in bed quite or do you wiggle around and make noise?
Have you ever had a Cleveland Steamer?
Can you MAKE children?
You're on a mission and your wishin someone could cure your lonely condition. Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces no fine girls just ugly faces. Some frustration first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation, but every dark tunnel has a light of hope so don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope.
I look forward to your answers! What is a good time to call the bank?
In his holiness name of the Lord and such...
Juan
from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Hello Honey
How are you to day hope this email will reach to you in good condition of health?
Dearest i am so happy when i read your mail to day concern the Questions which you ask me,
1)i can take every good care of kids,
2)i will make kids with you if you want,
3)i will give you as much as kids you want
4)i want you to contact the bank with my name and let them to know that you are my partner,
5)i will lie on bed any time you want,
6)Honey contact the bank to day with they email or phone number like i said,
However,Honey please try to help me transfer the money in to your account and don't forget to let me know when ever you contact the bank and you have to contact them today like i said because they will be waiting to hear from you because i told them about you that you will contact them by your self so please contact them to day,i will be waiting to hear from you soon as you get in contact with bank.
Alicia
{My letter to the "bank."}
from HolyJuan
to Email...bibank@d2r.zzn.com
date Wed, Jun 25, 2008 at 8:43 AMsubject Mr.Fred Camara from Liberia with Ref.. number 101000465578.mailed-by gmail.com
Hello,
I am contacting you concerning Mr.Fred Camara from Liberia with Ref.. number 101000465578
But before we discuss this, I need to know a little bit about Miss. Alicia Camara. She is going to move to the United States to be my wife but I MUST know if she is a virgin or if she has been with men. I saw her photo, but you know how photos can be. Is she beautiful or will I need to buy more paper bags?
When she gets to the states, I am going to violate her in every room of my house (and my house has 22 rooms!) She has told me that I can make love in her butt!
I plan on sending her some money, but I will not unless you can help me determine if this is a scam or if she is not as "boing - boing" and "hot potato" as she says she is.
Please help and God be praised,
Juan Stein
{The "bank" replies.}
from bis bank
date Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:55 AM subject ACKNOWLEDGEMENT/PROCEDURE
BANQUE ISLAMIQUE DU SÉNÉGAL - BIS
Bank dircetor..... Alhaji L.E.Kazeem
Immeuble Fayçal, rue Huart x Amadou Assane Ndoye, BP 3381
Dakar, République du Senegal
Email...bibank@d2r.zzn.com
Tel.........+221 777 848 961
FRENCH/ENGLISH/PUBLIC REPORTS ON COUNTRY:
ATTENTION: SIR
DATE 26-06-08
DEAR SIR.
THIS IS REFFERENCE TO YOUR REQUEST THROUGH YOUR EMAIL FOR
THE RELEASE/TRANSFER OF (MR FRED CAMARA) DEPOSITED FUND OF
($4.850.000USD ONLY) IN OUR BANK, WILLED TO (HER DAUGTHER) ALICIA.
AS FOR YOUR QUECTION OVER OUR LATE COSTUMER DAUGHTER MR FRED CAMARA DAUGHTER MISS ALICIA SHE IS A GOOD GIRL I NOW HER FAMILY WELL BEFORE THE INSIDENT OF THE FAMILY SO IS POSSIBLE FOR HER TO BE A VIRGIN SHE IS NOT A SCAMMER .GO AHEAD AND DO ANYTHING POSSIBLE TO HELP HER TRANSFER HER LATE FATHER FUND INTO YOUR COUNTRY.
BASED ON YOUR REQUEST, WE HAVE CROSS-CHECKED THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM YOU BY OUR FINANCIAL INSTITUTION, THE DEPOSITOR\'S ACCOUNT BALANCE IS FOUR MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLAR ONLY ($4.850.000USD).
{bullshit}
{bullshit request for information which you'll see below}
WE SINCERELY APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVINENCES, AND WE PROMISE TO GIVE OUR CUSTOMERS THE BEST OF OUR QUALITY BANKING SERVICES.
THANKS.
YOURS SINCERELY
ALHAJI L.E.KAZEEM
(MD) OF BIS BANK
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 8:18 PM
subject Re: ALICIA
Hello sweet baby chick pie a la mode!
I contacted the bank and the want information I cannot provide! Can you help me find the following information?
1. YOU ARE REQUESTED TO DRAFT AN APPLICATION LETTER REQUESTING FOR THE CLOSURE AND TRANSFER OF THE SAID FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
2. YOU SHOULD PRESENT AN AUTHORITY LETTER (POWER OF ATTORNEY) DULLY SIGNED BY A SENEGALAIS BASED LAWYER AS YOUR WITNESS, MANDATING YOU TO MAKE THIS CLAIMS AND TRANSFER ON THE NEXT OF KIN'S BEHALF.
3. YOU SHOULD PRESENT A COPY OF (MR FRED CAMARA) DEATH CERTIFICATE, ISSUED BY A PUBLIC/GENERAL HOSPITAL CONFIRMING HIS DEATH.
4. YOU SHOULD PRESENT AN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT IN DAKAR SENEGAL, SINCE THE NEXT OF KIN IS RESIDING IN SENEGAL .
5. YOU SHOULD PRESENT A LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF SENEGAL.
6.YOU SHOULD PRESENT THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE OF THE ACCOUNT HOLDER (MR FRED CAMARA)
What should I do? Oh sweet goatse! How will I ever get all this paperwork!
Please help! I miss you so badly. I can almost feel you in my arms.
I love you so much!
Love
Juan
to HolyJuan
date Fri, Jun 27, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Good Day Honey
I thank you very much for the notification of the reply you received from the BANK I greatly appreciate the love that you are filling into my empty life, Indeed it is natural and nothing can turn us apart, I hope to come to your place soon as possibily . your sweet confident mails close to me, I have been thinking the way to solve this matter perfectly and I have got the solution. I am very happy to recieve from you the response from the BANK, I thank God for everything,I really appreciate your care and your concern and I know God will surely see us through. According to the BANK request, After reading the message you received from the BANK I understand that they required a backing documents seal and sign with a Senegalis Base Lawyer,
1) Firstly I have the Death Certificate of my late father with me here. which I will attach it and send it to you now as the BANK requested from you. What you have to do is to contact this Lawyer for him to help us and get the power of Attorney please,
2) Since you can't come here in person I have been thinking that we will need the services of a lawyer here who will represent us at the federal high court here in Senegal to get the affidavite of oath and support, the lawyer will also help us to prepare the power of attorney on our behalf.
This lawyer will help us to get the item which is the power of attorney and the affidavite of oath and the lawyer will also draft the transfer application for us and support from the federal high court here in Senegal.
Please keep this matter strictly confidential, I can always trust you, Because I don't want my step mother or any of my relatives to know about this on any account, as you can see that we are almost at the end of this matter, God will help us.
Now there is no need for us to keep waiting since the BANK are ready to make this transfer once the documents are ready, I have ask the Rev.Father here and he gave me a contact of a good indiginal lawyer here in SENEGAL who will help us to get this documents without wasting much time, Bellow here is the lawyer contact The Rev.Father gave me;
Barrister Ashman Chambers Association
Secretary; Mrs Jane Okada
President, Ashman Duke Law Chambers Senegal.
19, Rue Abdoul Karim Bourgi X Wagane Diouf B.P. 1976, Dakar, Senegal. , Dakar , Senegal ,00221
Phone No.: +221 768 788 006
Personal Email Contact : ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
Please, I will like you to make contact with this law firm immediately and ask him to help us to get those needed document for us?
with love and kisssss
Best Regard
Alicia
{The photos she sent were actually links and I'm not clicking on any links. Let's drop some new information on her and see if our relationship is strong enough to survive!}
from HolyJuan
to Alicia Camara
date Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 8:35 AM
subject Re: Honey please contact this lawyer now.
Oh dear! As my loins throb and ache, I must tell you that I cannot download the files you sent! I click on the file and nothing happens! Oh I am so upset! Can you please re-send them?
I must also tell you something that I have been hiding from you. I am not ashamed of it, but I must share this with you before you come and be my wife of love and the anal sex.
I am deaf. I cannot hear out of my left ear and my right ear is 120% deaf.
I KNOW WE CAN STILL MAKE THIS WORK. I should have told you at first, but I was scared you would not keep talking to me.
If you are ashamed of me, do not bother replying back. I will weep and the tears will burn down my orifices. Oh the melody!
But if you still love me, then we will make this work. I can teach you sign language or I can learn to write in whatever gibberish you speak.
WE CAN BE OF THE LOVE!
Please let me know your decision sweet, moist love.
Juan
from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan date Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 10:24 AM
subject Re: Honey please contact this lawyer now.
Hello Honey
i saw your mail this afternoon i became so happy to hear from you. as for what you said i coming to you is the will of God and for the love i have for you .what you will know now . that is not problem to me i want you to be my husband i will be under you i have not being having any contact with any man before. that is why i need a partner of my life that will help me out of this situation
So honey go ahead and contact the lawyer for me to know when the transfer will be after that i will be coming to meet you face to face .
Honey contact him immediately ok.the attachment is the document.
I love Honey may Good bless you for me and greet my little baby for me ok.
Alicia
{The photos she attached. I like the last one best!}
Her photo ID from the refugee camp. The photo is oddly similar to the
first one she sent.
Death certificate. Click to enlarge and get a good laugh.
Flowers from my love!
from HolyJuan
to Alicia Camara
date Sun, Jun 29, 2008 at 12:46 PM
subject Re: Honey please contact this lawyer now.
I will e-mail him today.
I am fixing up a room for you in my home!! Because of some trauma I suffered in my youth at camp, I tend to thrash around in bed so you will be required to sleep in a separate room. It took me a while to acquire all the leather straps and iron bars, but I think with your womanly touch, you will able to make this room your own. Hopefully you don;t mind not having windows. There is a bulb hanging from the ceiling that will suffice. Besides, sunlight will make your skin dry and I need you to be un-cancerous.
Love you in Gods name and his belt buckle,
Juan
{My letter to the lawyer, Barrister Ashman.}
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Sun, Jun 29, 2008 at 8:23 PM
subject Mr.Fred Camara from Liberia
Hello Barrister Assman,
Hello and fine welcome. My name is Juan Stein of these United States. It is good to speak with such a educated person such as yourself. I, too, am educamted in several languages and maths. Sadly, an accident has taken away my hearing and I cannot hear so I am unable to speak the languages I cannot hear because I have lost my hearing. I'm sure you know the feeling.
I have some items I need you to review. I am working in tandem to retrieve some monies for my fiancée and wife to be, Alicia Camara, late daughter of the late Mr. Fred Camara. I have take it upon myself to help this young, virginal lady with regaining her finances as well as preparing a home for her here in the United States of America. When she gets here, oh boy the ass rapings will commence!
I have attached some paperwork to help these proceedings. I am also hoping I can retain your legal counsel to attain the proper paper work so that Alicia can come to the United States as soon as possible. My burning chode can wit no longer for her love.
Please let me know the costs associated with gaining her a passport and visa. I know these can be expensive and I do not care what lengths and breasts you have to go to. Even if it requires some "quote" paperwork under the table, do what you must to get her here!!
I have listed some of the requirements below. I've been to hell and back to get this paperwork and I can stand for you screwing this up. Please note the six items below as well as the attachments I am sending you.
Please let me know if you can help or if I have to find another law guy to help me.
Thank you Assman,
Juan Stein
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{A letter from Alicia after I told her I would contact the lawyer.}
Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 8:55 AM
subject I LOVE YOU HONEY FROM ALICIA.
Hello Honey
Good Afternoon Honey
How is life over there i hope you are ok.
i saw your mail this afternoon sorry for my late reply is because of my condition here in the camp. i hard what you said infact i am so much happy for you infact Honey i can do with out you
Honey try your best to contact the lawyer as you said i can wet any more to see your face to face..
Honey please do everything fast i will like to be with you today or tomorrow ok.watin to hear a good news from you.
HONEY I LOVE YOU
Alicia
from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 7:36 PM
subject Re: I LOVE YOU HONEY FROM ALICIA.
Oh my sweet num num num, it is so good that you have not thrown me in the bushes because of my hearing problem. A man with out ears in the united states is as good as a bike without a baseball hat in Africa.
I have contacted the lawyer. I want you to know that I am talking to them about getting you a passport and a visa so that you can come to my house in the United States. The cost for the money transfer is reasonable and I want to make sure that the cost for your passport and transportation will not blow a load in my sock.
Once the lawyer guy tells my how to get you here, then we are 50% of the halfway mark!
Usually I masturbate three to four times a day, but I have not at all since your last message to save up for you!
Let us pray to Jesus and God (Oh God Let the trip and travels of Alicia be of short and hurried manner. Let the carry on baggage be free of 7oz containers and sharp objects. May her flight not be delayed and may she land on time. OH GOD! In your mercy, let the Taxi be swift and the tip be modest so that my sweet sweet Alicia may arrive into her cell and holding area. May the leather straps not chaff her skin. Dear God in heaven next to her sweet departed father who's internal organs did bleed in your name.
In your name lubricate,
Amen.)
Once the lawyer gives me the jive, you just hang loose blood and she be back on the rebound with the medicide.
LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH,
Juan
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{Here is the correspondence with the lawyer.}
Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan
date Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 5:35 AM
YOUR REQUEST SIR
Attention: Juan
Ref: CSS/LMU/T/ 08
Date ; 30/06/08
In accordance to the request of your mail contacting us on the issue of helping you to procure the necessary documents required by the BANK to make your claims of the Fund to your residence country,we are happy and highly honoured and promise to assist and represent you in all assigns.The affidavit of support will first be obtained from the federal High Court here in Senegal which i will sworn in your favor and as soon as this is ready, we will proceed immediately to draft the Power of Attorney which will be dully signed by the next of kin to the Fund and witness by me also notarized by the federal High court. To Process the documents we need the following information from you:
(1) Your full name and your address as you will like it to appear in the documents
(2) Your reachable telephone and fax number.
(3) Scan copy of your international passport pages that contain your full information OR your driving license
It's mandatory that you sumite the require fees before we carry on your service, to enable us settle with some of the offices at the Federal High Court here in Senegal, The cost of obtaining the documents Excluding our service fees is $2,250 Dollars (Two Thousand Two hundred and fifty Dollars Only) Included in fees are:
1: Consultation/Mobilization
2: Opening of File Case
3: Drafting of the Power of Attorney
4: Sworning of Affidavit of Oath
5: Notarization and Endorsement
Note,Upon the receipt of the fees and the information,we shall proceed immediately and process the documents which will take us 2 working days to complete.Pls feel free to contact the president of our chamber Barrister Ashman on his direct phone line (+221 768 788 006) for any questions.On hearing from you,we shall provide you details for you to make the payment.
Our Regards Secretary; Mrs Jane Okada,
President Ashman Law Chambers Senegal,
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From HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 7:39 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Mrs Jane Okada,
Thank you for your reply. I am also in need of the costs for bringing Alicia to these United States. Can you breakdown the following costs:
1. passport fees
2. visa fees
3. transportation fees
4. virginity certification
5. extra baggage fees
6. vaccinations
Please let me know these costs to combine with the access to the money of her late father.
In Jesus name,
Juan Stein
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from Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan date Tue, Jul 1, 2008 at 5:51 AM
subject YOUR REQUEST SIR
HELLO MR.JUAN
THANKS FOR YOUR REQUEST I WILL DO THAT FOR YOU SIR .BUT PLEASE YOU WILL GIVE ME SOME HOURS SO THAT I WILL GO TO EMBASSY AND DO THE INQUIRIES THEN I WILL GET BACK TO YOU OK.
ASHMANDUKE
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from Ashman Duk
HolyJuan
Tue, Jul 1, 2008 at 8:55 AM
HELLO MR JUAN.
I HAVE GOT THE INFORMATIONS ABOUT HER TRAVELING DOCUMENTS THIS IS THE COST OF EVERYTHING.
1. passport fee---------$250
2. visa fee----------------$450
3. transportation fee-$150
4. virginity certification$400
5. extra baggage fee--$370
6. vaccination fee-------------$270
7.missionally fee---------$550
TOTAL COSTS ------ $2,440 dollars.
THANKS.
ASHMANDUKE
M.D
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from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
Thu, Jul 3, 2008 at 2:18 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Dear Mr. Assman,
These prices are satisfactory.
As you may be well aware, I will be bringing my sweet Alicia to the United States. Like a ship into the tubes of fallopia, I need to ensure that my "package" has not been touched by man. If I find out that she has been violated by man or beast, I shall negate this deal.
I will need the results of the virginity test BY A DOCTOR before I will continue this deal.
Please do not let Alicia know that I have concerns about he purity and virginity, but I do not want a diseased woman to touch my penis and taint.
I will need the results of the virginity test before I will complete this deal.
I am going to tell Alicia that everything is ready to go and that she will be having a Doctors test to make sure she is healthy. DO NOT TELL HER ABOUT THE VIRGINITY TEST.
In my next e-mail to her, I will tell her that you are going to have a doctor look to see if she is healthy to come to the United States. Secretly the doctor should check her out and see if she is pure.
If she finds out about the test, this deal is OFF!!
Get a doctor to check her and i will reassure her that the doctor is just checking her blood and health.
Thank you for your understanding,
Juan Stein
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from Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan
date Fri, Jul 4, 2008 at 5:57 AM
subject YOUR REQUEST SIR
HELLO MR JUAN
HOW ARE YOU TODAY AND YOUR FAMILY, SIR WE RECEIVE YOUR MESSAGE I WENT TO THE CAMP TO TAKE YOUR PARTNER ALICIA TO LAB. AS YOU REQUEST FROM ME.
SIR IS NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF THE SECURITY IN THE CAMP,BUT I SPOKE WITH THE REV. FATHER IN THE CAMP ASKING HIM ABOUT ALICIA HI SAID A LOT ABOUT HER AND ALSO THEY HAVE HOSPITAL INSIDE THE CAMP BECAUSE THE CAMP IS UNDER MISSIONARY CONTROL, THE REV. SAID SOMETHING THAT SUPRISE ME ABOUT YOUR PARTNER ALICIA .THAT SHE MADE A VAIL BEFORE GOD THAT SHE WILL NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH ANY MAN TILL SHE MEET HER LIFE PARTNER.
SO MR JUAN ,YOUR WISH IS OUR COMMAND, SIR DO ANYTHING POSSIBLE TO SEND THE MONEY TO GET THE PEPPERS WORK FOR THE TRANSFER OK .IF I WILL ADVISE YOU DO WHAT EVER YOU ARE DOING FAST SO THAT YOU WILL NOT LOSS HER OK.
WE TIN TO HEAR FROM AND HOW TO SEND THE MONEY OK.
THANKS
ASHMANDUKE
M.D
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from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Fri, Jul 4, 2008 at 11:43 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Listen here Assman,
I need a certificate of virginity. I will not bring a woman over here unless I have one. The last eight women I have brought over all had certificates of virginity, signed by a doctor. Sadly, all those undocumented women died in very tragic accidents and now I need a new one and my sweet love Alicia is that woman.
Perhaps there is another lawyer in that squalor town you live in that can get me a certificate and I will have to go through them like a peanut butter sandwich with extra mayo, eh companion?
Get slapping on that certificate or I will seek other representation.
Speaking of payment, do you use direct deposit or does the money need to be in an international cheque or perhaps a barron's bond? I have sent money in the form of both wire transfer and gold bullion. Please let me know what you prefer.
In your honor and such,
Juan
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from Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan
date Sat, Jul 5, 2008 at 4:21 AM
subject YOUR REQUEST SIR
HELLO MR JUAN
THIS YOUR REQUEST HAS GETTING MORE THAN REQUIRED ,LISTEN MR JUAN ,I AM A BARRISTER NOT A DOCTOR THIS YOUR REQUEST IS NOT MY DUTY OK.MY DUTY IS TO HELP YOU PREPARE DOCUMENT FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND YOU ASK OF .PLEASE IF YOU NEED ANY ORDER HELP FROM ME FILL FREE TO CONTACT ME OK.FOR YOUR PARTNER ALICIA IS NOT POSSIBLE TO WALK INTO THE WOMEN CAMP AND ASK HER OUT IS IMPOSSIBLE OK
ASHMANDUKE
M.D
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{You're fired!}
from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Sat, Jul 5, 2008 at 9:56 AM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Thank you for your service.
I will be seeking the aid of another barrister who actually knows what he is doing.
I'm sure I can find SOMEONE who can get a simple virginity certificate.
Epic fail.
Juan
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{Here is a side conversation that I have had with Alicia during the lawyer conversation. MORE REVELATIONS! What you cannot see here is that "Alicia" keeps attaching photos of flowers to her e-mails... I think it's love.}
from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Fri, Jul 4, 2008 at 10:43 AM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello My Sweet Heart
i saw your mail,thanks for your concern about my health.
Honey we have our private hospital we do text every month because the camp is under missionary and the security in the camp is too much .so Honey don,t worry about that .my problem is for you to settle with the lawyer as you promise me ok.as for me i make a Vail with God that man can not see my private part till i get married with my partner and also God is helping me no matter the condition i find my self ok.i will like to hear a good news from you about the lawyer today and tomorrow ok.
I love Honey
Alicia
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from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Fri, Jul 4, 2008 at 11:46 PM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Sweet love meat Alicia!
Please do not let anyone worry you. I am working with the lawyer. He is going to have a doctor check you out to make sure you are not sick.
I cannot have you sick if you are going to come over to the United States. You must be healthy to make it through the Trials of Mordor that I have planned for you. I have stocked the pantry with 80 pounds of peanut butter!
Ihope you are not alergic!
Your husband to be,
Juan
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from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Sat, Jul 5, 2008 at 7:44 AM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello honey
i saw your mail this morning ,i am not happy with you OK.after my prayer yesterday night God show me some thing ,i come to understand that you are hidden some secret thing for me after giving you my heart with trust,i trust you with my heart but you don,t care ,what you care for is if am with sickness ,did i look like someone with sickness? as i can see you want to break my heart .Honey please tell me your mind consigned me OK.if you are ready to help me out, after my yesterday mail to you,is because you don't love or trust me the way i do to you every day you tell me that you are working thing out with lawyer as some one you love you can not forward me any mail from the lawyer for me to know true you are working with him ok ,i will like to stop here till i hear from you ok.
with love
Alicia
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from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Sat, Jul 5, 2008 at 10:02 AM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Alicia,
I have been lying to you. I am sorry.
I tried to have the Barrister run a virginity authenication test on you to make sure you have not been with a man in the bed of sex before.
The barrister has quit the job and we will need to find a new one. I am sorry to cause this trouble for you.
Can you please locate another Barrister? And please find one that will take a wire transfer of funds. I do not want to send a check or cash. Western Union is best but I will take any other trustful wire service.
I am sorry I lied to you. Of course you are clean. I just wanted to make sure you have not lain with man or beast before i penetrate you with my throbbing rod of man muscle.
I too have prayed to God and he said that I need to get you out of the camp and bring you back to the United States so that I can violate his sacred veil that is wrapped around your groin. God also said to use corn on the cob with you as well. Who am I to doubt the word of God and his sweet buttery goodness?
All my love,
Juan
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from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Sat, Jul 5, 2008 at 4:02 PM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello Good evening Honey
How are you today,i saw your mail but i can,t understand you well .
please Honey can you please tell me what the lawyer did to you,as you can understand, our Rev.give me the contact of the lawyer.so before we look for another one i will tell the Rev.what the lawyer hi give me his contact did to my sweet heart,Honey as you can see i am not a free person for now. so that i will ask him to look for another lawyer ok.i will like to stop there till i hear from you ok.
Olive you with my heart ,honey please try to do everything fast ok.when the money will be transfered into your account in usa ,and also i will be your life the money will be your and me alone.
thank
Alicia
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from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Sat, Jul 5, 2008 at 11:46 PM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Alicia,
I have another secret to share with you. Please, if you can see it in God's name, do not leave me. If you can keep this secret, I will get the old lawyer back.
I am a gay man. A homosexual. I'm not sure what you call them in you language... perhaps a trough slurper or dark path weiner sniffer. Maybe you might refer to me as a long dong cat stuffing harlot from Kansas City. Either way, I am a man who loves other men.
the reason I need you is so that I can hide my faggotry from others. If my friends and co-workers find out I am gay... it is all over Johnny.
Please... can you find it in your heart to still come and live with me and pretend to be my wife. I will still love you in your buttocks, but only as a man would love another man.
Please tell Mr. Assman the lawyer that I am very sorry and that I will contact him again if you will promise to keep my secret a secret promise.
Promise?
Love,
Juan
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from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Sun, Jul 6, 2008 at 10:19 AM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello Honey
How are you today,i saw your mail,is OK i understand you but everything is in your hand.as for me i will do anything for your seck,i promise you i will keep the secret for the love i have on you.but i don't know your plan over me,Honey you always telling me that you will settle the lawyer as you said .Honey if Lilly you care for me write to the lawyer now and send him what he need from us to start the job today,tomorrow ,i want to come over to USA anytime from now ok.if you Lilly love me the why i do to you .my Rev. said that the lawyer is a good man and he have mouth in the government, so Honey contact him and know how to settle with him ok..i will stop here till i hear from you ok
i will always love you .
Alicia
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{Let's see if I can get the lawyer back on board.}
from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Sun, Jul 6, 2008 at 11:20 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
I owe you an apology.
I know you were unable to come up with a Virginity Certificate for Alicia and I am sorry that I told you to go shove a mini-van up your ass. I should have thought that out.
Let's start over...
What information do you need from me so that we can proceed with the money transfer for Alicia? As a gay man, I feel obligated to help this poor girl.
We also need to get the travel arrangements for Alicia finalized. Can you answer the following questions:
1. What airport will she be flying out of?
2. How many bags?
3. Does she need to fly first class?
Thank you,
Juan Stein
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from Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan
date Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 3:35 PM
subject YOUR REQUEST SIR
HELLO MR JUAN
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,WE ARE SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPEN LAST TIME ,WE LILLY APOLOGIES OK. AS FOR YOUR QUESTION ABOUT YOUR PARTNER TRAVELING ALICIA ,NO PROBLEM ABOUT THAT SHE WILL COME TO USA WITH A NURF LUGGAGE'S OK ,SHE WILL USE FIRST CLASS AND SHE WILL FLY WITH AIR FRANCE OK.
the following are the information you need to send the money by western union
Name: Mrs.Jane Okada
Address: Unit 22 Medina, Dakar Senegal.
Then forward me this 3 information so that i can cash the money over here as soon as you transfer the money.
1) The control numbers
2) The test question and answer
3) The name and address of the sender.
I shall get back to you as soon as i receive the money.
Regard mrs.Jane Okada
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{Let's see how Assman likes my math.}
from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 5:18 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
I am very sorry for all the trouble I caused and will put in an additional $50 as a special reward for your services. Please use this money to buy a shirt or a pair of socks. I would also suggest Enron stock as well as Bears Sterns.
The original amount was $2,250 to release the funds
The costs for travel etc was $2,440
My tip to you is $50
For a total of $4,740
When I convert your Senegal Dollars to American US dollars I get $11.13
{4,740 CFA Franc BCEAO (XOF) = 11.13 US Dollar (USD) }
Please make sure this number is correct and get back to me post haste!
Thank you Assman,
Signed,
HolyJuan
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{Assman reveals that the $5,000 was to be in US currency, not his local chits.}
from Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 12:42 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
HELLO MR.JUAN
I SAW YOUR MAIL,SORRY FOR LATE REPLY .AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT THE MONEY FOR THE PEPPERS WILL COST $2,250 US DOLLARS AND OTHER MONEY FOR THE TRAVELING OF YOUR PARTNER ALICIA WILL COST $2,440 US DOLLARS,SO THE TOTAL MONEY WILL COST...$4,690 US DOLLARS.I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ME BETTER OK.NOW YOU CAN SEND IT TRUE WESTERN UNION OK AND SEND THE INFORMATION TO ME ,SO THAT I WILL START THE WORK IMMEDIATELY.
THANKS
ASHMANDUKE
M.D
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from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 1:11 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Mr. Ashman,
$4,690 US Dollars? I had no idea!!!!!!
That is a lot of money.
So far your services have been good, but if I am to pay that much, I will need the Certificate of Virginity as you originally priced out for me.
I am going to set up the account with Western Union, but I WILL NOT SEND YOU A SINGLE AMERICAN WET DOLLAR until you show me a photo or a scan of the Virginity Certificate. I don't care if a doctor or the Rev. signs a piece of paper, but I need something that is scanned or a photo NOT AN E-MAIL.
If you cannot do this, then there is NO TRUST.
Juan
I AM VERY UPSET.
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{Assman tries to squeeze a drop out of Juan.}
From Ashman Duk
to HolyJuan
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 3:25 PM
subject YOUR REQUEST SIR
HELLO JUAN
I UNDERSTAND YOUR REQUEST IS BECAUSE I AM A BUSY MAN OK. WHAT YOU WILL DO KNOW IS TO SEND $200 US DOLLAR SO THAT BUY TOMORROW I WILL MAKE OUT TIME TO TAKE YOUR PARTNER FOR VIRGINAL TEST OK.I WILL CALL THE REV.TO REALIZE HER FOR ME OK. AS YOU CAN SEE IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR I TO USE MY MONEY FOR THE TEST OF YOUR PARTNER, OR YOU SEND THE MONEY TO YOUR PARTNER .IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME AS YOU SAID OK.I AM JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST SERVICE AS YOU CAN OK.
THANKS
ASHMANDUKE
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from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 3:51 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Reply
I may be gay.
I may be deaf.
But I am NOT stupid.
Everyone knows that first the virginity test is given and THEN payment is made. I will include the $200 with the rest of the payment.
If you wish, I will break the payments down into two separate payments so that it is easier to make the transaction, but I will not pay any money until I get a photo or a scan of the virginity test.
I am very tired of all this. You are not helping me and your are not helping yourself.
Get me a scan or a photo of the test and then you will get your monies via Western Union.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE ASSMAN. DO NOT MAKE ME ANGRY. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I AM ANGRY.
JUAN
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{Meanwhile, Juan continues his relationship with Alicia.}
from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 12:09 AM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello my love,
Do you think it strange that I still love you even though I am a deaf, gay man? Over these past few weeks, I have grown to love you more and more.
I am working out the details with the lawyer. He is setting me up with Western Union to send the money.
You are going to fly out of the country First class on Air France. I hope they can get the paper work together quickly.
I will see you in my dreams,
Juan
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from Alicia Camara
to HolyJuan
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 2:11 PM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello My Dream Heart
i am always see you in my dreams,Honey thanks for your mail and also sorry for my late reply Honey i am happy for you,i will like to hear a good news from you tomorrow that you have settle everything with the lawyer and ask me to be ready for traveling ok.
Honey i don't think you will ever love me the way i always dream of you,i will like to stop here till i hear from you ok.bye my love.
Alicia
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{An original poem from Juan. Can anyone guess where it is from?}
from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 4:06 PM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
I have written you an original poem, straight from my heart. I hope you like it:
You should've been gone
Knowing how I made you feel
And I should've been gone
After all your words of steel
Oh, I must've been a dreamer
And I must've been someone else
And we should've been over
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, I want to let go
You'll go on hurtin' me
You'd be better off alone
If I'm not who you thought I'd be
But you know that there's a fever
Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else
Can't you feel it burnin'
On-and-on
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Alicia
Oh, Alicia
But I should've been gone
Long ago, far away
And you should've been gone
Now I know you'd lie
You'll stay
{Instrumental}
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Oh, Alicia, our love
Holds on, holds on
Hold on
Oh, Alicia
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{Oh no! Alicia has found out about my demand for the virginity test!}
from Alicia Camara
reply-to alibest4all@yahoo.com
to HolyJuan
date Wed, Jul 9, 2008 at 12:38 PM
subject ALICIA WITH LOVE.
Hello Honey
thanks for your mail.
our Rev.ask me this morning to go for virginity text with the lawyer,they have finish with the text but they did not tell me any thing about it.i want to know if you are away of this text.
i am some how con fuss,Honey please i want you to tell me your mind open about me .i don't know if you want to help me transfer my late father fund to USA or not, this money is my life.since ever i fund you i build all my trust on you, everyday you promise that you will settle with the lawyer .if you don't Lilly want to help me out of this condition open up and tell me so that i know what to do.upon you know my condition here you never any day said my love take this for your soap and cream as for me i trust my self,when ever the fund transferred to your account you will first take all your expenses and your percentage and your will still invest with the lest of the fund ok.please honey if you love me settle the lawyer so that i will come over ok.i will stop here till i hear from you.
with love
Alicia
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from HolyJuan
to alibest4all@yahoo.com
date Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 12:23 AM
subject Re: ALICIA WITH LOVE.
I will not respond to you again unless you take the test.
Take the virgingity test now! The Rev can give you the test. Have the barrister return the scan or a photo of the results to me.
Take the test.
Why are you scared? Have you been with a brown cow or a brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow.
Take the test and have the barrister return the results to me by photo or scan.
Otherwise, no money.
NO MONEY!
NO MONEY!
I love you with all my heart!
Juan
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{I decided to set up a sting to find out where Assman was coming from. I posted a fake page on my site about the Western Union transaction. I e-mailed him the link and he took the bait.}
from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 11:30 PM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Here is the link to the question and the answer for the Wester Union money.
http://www.holyjuan.com/2007/07/question-and-answer-for-western-union.html
Let me know if you are able to read it.
Juan
{Here's where the IP address was coming from.}
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{Well, Assman and Alicia are done. Juan's deaf, gay heart is broken. I send him/them a final letter.}
from HolyJuan
to ashmanduk4@yahoo.com
date Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 11:07 AM
subject Re: YOUR REQUEST SIR
Thanks for the fun my friend!
Good luck with trying to get money from other people.
Just remember that then next person you e-mail will probably be me.
Tell "Alicia" I said hi!
Thanks!
HolyJuan
{As a final act of love, Assman added me to his FeedBurner, so I hope and pray he's reading this right now!}
11 comments:
Awww she sent you e-flowers... it has to be love. =)
I love that you serenaded her w/the words of Young MC! Classic.
And that death certificate rocked... nice "Word Art". I've never heard of anyone dying from bullet gun shorts! That's just crazy talk!
Keep us posted. I can't wait to hear more about how your love will stand the test of time, you dysliexic deaf ass perv.
*sigh* Reading you scam bait is pure bliss.
They make NURF luggage? Wow! That gorilla throwing around the Samsonite luggage would LOVE that.
man I laughed my ass off. I haven't been around 4 awhile, are you really divorced now? Now I have to talk about my third ex-wife. I have another woman wanting to marry me now...... Oh lord I never thought I would be so popular/unpopular. ah the old foo.... what fun it was
long live the cornbandit!!!!!
This has to be the best 419 exchange I've ever read. I'll be waiting with bait on my breath to see if she lilly love you like she say.
Perhaps her doctor will perform an exam to ascertain whether her backside is manly enough to take your boy - er - man-meat.
I wonder whether your homolicious self will be hitting on assman before the deal's done.
Oh, and - if you're the gentleman you seem to be in these notes, the least you could do is send her a virtual bouquet in return.
Good luck with your foreign bride!!!
HAHAH! I LILLY LOVE THIS BLOG!!!
i think i have a crush on you.
(fag)
I can't believe the death certificate wasn't enough to convince you that this was REAL!!! How can you in any way question the love of a woman who will be willing to take a virgin text for you?
I am watching the war wagon with john wayne and kirk douglas.... kirk douglas said " mine hit the ground first"...... john wayne said " yeah , but mine was taller "........ reminds me of cornholing my second ex wife.....
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