Bastards. I'll convert to metric before I let the terrorists win.
(Is that one tape measure dressed up like Mr. T?)
Torture by the Inch
My "good friends" kidnapped my tape measure and insisted I pay a ransom to get it back. As I am not one to play by the rules of terrorists, I said no. Then I began to receive photos of my tape measure being tortured by other tape measures.
Bastards. I'll convert to metric before I let the terrorists win.
(Is that one tape measure dressed up like Mr. T?)
Bastards. I'll convert to metric before I let the terrorists win.
(Is that one tape measure dressed up like Mr. T?)
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE FOR HIS AUTOLOCKING WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMmmm....measuring tape porn.
ReplyDeleteBut what is up with those blood covered note pads in the background????
More proof that "blogging" is just a silly, retarded, self-indulgent fad that will soon pass. Really. This is stupid.
ReplyDeleteMeasurmenses?
ReplyDeleteThis ain't blogging, Dave. It's called "Get Your Head Out of Your Assism."
ReplyDeleteIdiot.
"Measurmenses".....I absolutely love that!
ReplyDeleteJust pay him the five cheeseburgers he asked for! Remember we still have the giant laser.
ReplyDeleteI like little boys and watching this gets me hot!
ReplyDeleteRamone,
ReplyDeleteI do not support your type of comment on this site. Please clean it up pal.
Man Doug,
ReplyDeleteBlogging is so dumb, I wish it were never invented. Now instead of sitting around all night reading blogs (the one thing I hate) I can just go to sleep. Damn blogs for I have no self-control.
The intentional editing of blog responses renders the whole process irrelevant; a further indication that the "terrists" have, indeed, triumphed.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, you're ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI love it.
p.s. Before I decide if the torture was warranted, I have to know what the ransom is?
The ransom is five dollar menu cheeseburgers from McDonald's. The Lufkins will continue their work until it is paid!
ReplyDeletewow, 5 cheeseburgers? how fat are you?
ReplyDeletethis is the kinda shit that happens to me everyday.....
ReplyDeleteThat is by far the funniest thing I have seen all day..and I didnt think I had a smile in me..HAHAHAHAHA....I think I am doing the wrong things at work.
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