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I got laid off.
Damn it.
It's for the best. Damn it. Damn it.
Now the fun begins!!
4 comments:
Dude, that sucks. If you got some severance, then it's not that bad. If you didn't, you're screwed. Make sure to take advantage of our wonderful unemployment system & enjoy the time off. I'm sure the kids will love having daddy home for a change.
fuck man, sorry to hear. Don't forget to hit up your new bar and drink a table full of beers. That really helped settle me the last time I got laid off.
After all, Drunk comes before Employment.
I think I might get my drink on tonight.
It was time for a change. I just needed incentive.
The wife said, "Should we start thinking about cutting back on the extras like road trips or digital cable?"
No DVR? That's incentive enough!!
That sucks.
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