This is just too great. Wish I'd thought of it. I didn't so I did the only thing left for me: a Chinese version: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/minimax&article_id=16232235
I had heard something like it in the highschool (6-9 years ago). Students had to write an essay about laziness. One student turned blank paper and passed.
i think laziness is the lack of will to do task you deem worth doing or think you should be doing. One shouldn't be deemed lazy if they don't believe in doing such things as working (ie just submitting to authority overall), thats apathy.
You might want to head over to smartguy.com or olddudeswithopinions.org cause I don;t know what the f you just said. Take your brains and leave this place!
This is not accurate for one reason and one reason alone - 1) Lazy people wouldn't take the trouble to refine an idea into one line. 2)Lazy people would use redundant jargon and terms without any clear reference. 3)Lazy people are too lazy to stop when they have finished. 4)They repeat themselves... 5)Something something something... 6)Oh look, a bird - where was I ?
its funny.. i never got it till i read other peoples' comments-- funny stuff! i lol if i may... msn was getting boring .. as i am also lazy and i think it made me think a bit, but again once on the computer im too lazy to think about anything- if i was lazy enough not to try to understand this i would have clicked stumble again to another site but im glad i didnt jus to get the point across that u probs wouldnt get to the end of this if u were lazy.. so that above comment does not include u -- i have patience to type this,, and am fast at typing, so it helps, but was there a point to this? lol!
oh ye- the person who wrote that really long comment was me lol emma from solihull, england lol jus wanted some cred-- dont know really why, just that i felt i wanted perhaps a notification, a little less that neglect for my hard work in typing lol! im 15! DID U THINK THAT? no u probs thought i was bout 10 4 being so sad- but no i just lyk posting realy long comments that no1 reads- 2 say im on tinternet lol
Anyone else think more than 90% of the comments are pathetic? The jokes are old, and those who are trying to be lazy are, well, indolent losers. Laziness is srs bzns.
haha when i first read this i read it differently than the joke intended
Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.
since it says "any" instead of "a" it makes me think that its saying if people make excuses for not having any single thing they want in the world, they are being lazy, and everything is attainable if you put in the effort, so just read the line like that and tell me if it motivates you at all, and emphasize the word any, but umm cool joke
This made my day. It took a second or two to get it but once the penny dropped, I had a broad smile. Thank You.
ReplyDeleteI think
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like me and all my friends.
ReplyDeleteHaha, thank you for making my day. This is quite an accurate description!
ReplyDeleteI have 3 points to make:
ReplyDelete1. The post is smart
2. you are
Yea but what about the other nine
ReplyDeleteAh who cares
Another cup of coffee please
blimey i need a lie down now !
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And another attribute:
ReplyDeleteLazy people:
ReplyDelete1- Read posts like yours instead of working.
It's good you only managed 1 attribute because I'm too lazy to read ALL 10!
ReplyDelete:-)
I will reply to all your comments once I get around to it. Maybe tomorrow. Or sometime after that...
ReplyDeleteCan I PLEASE have a T-shirt of this?
ReplyDeletei tried to click on the post twice before i "got it". must be in work mode! very funny, and i love it.
ReplyDeleteThere are two kinds of people in this world; those who finish what they start and etc.
ReplyDelete======
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks ended at line two.
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There once was a man from Verdun ...
zing!
ReplyDeleteMmmm Marijuana
ReplyDeleteI was having a miserable day until I read this.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is, I'd probably be too lazy to read the other 9.
ReplyDeleteFavourite read of the day
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeletehee!
ReplyDeleteThere are three kinds of people in the world:
ReplyDelete1. Those that can count.
2. Those that cannot count.
Boom, Boom.
ReplyDeleteVery good!
This is just too great. Wish I'd thought of it. I didn't so I did the only thing left for me: a Chinese version: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/minimax&article_id=16232235
ReplyDeleteCheers!
There are 10 types of people in the world:
ReplyDeleteThose who understand binary:
And those who don't.
Yeah, I'm like the 0b10nd kind.
ReplyDeleteI had heard something like it in the highschool (6-9 years ago). Students had to write an essay about laziness. One student turned blank paper and passed.
ReplyDeleteOMG that was good!
ReplyDeletethats me
ReplyDeleteim even 2 lazy to cap or punc or spell rite
im wit u mi brothr
ReplyDeleteThis is really... oh what's the point
ReplyDeleteI am impressed. LOL
ReplyDeletenice...here's another
ReplyDeleteThere are three kinds of people out there,those that can count and those that cant.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
ReplyDelete1. Those who understand binary.
2. Those who don't.
hieahoihaeiheaiehaiohaeihaeie!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou really made my day!
I've linked this post to my blog.
Good one!
ReplyDeletei think laziness is the lack of will to do task you deem worth doing or think you should be doing. One shouldn't be deemed lazy if they don't believe in doing such things as working (ie just submitting to authority overall), thats apathy.
ReplyDeleteDude. Howard.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to head over to smartguy.com or olddudeswithopinions.org cause I don;t know what the f you just said. Take your brains and leave this place!
This is not accurate for one reason and one reason alone -
ReplyDelete1) Lazy people wouldn't take the trouble to refine an idea into one line.
2)Lazy people would use redundant jargon and terms without any clear reference.
3)Lazy people are too lazy to stop when they have finished.
4)They repeat themselves...
5)Something something something...
6)Oh look, a bird - where was I ?
I just found this post and already love it. Love at first read...
ReplyDeleteAhh, I'm too lazy to read more than the first one.
ReplyDeleteits funny.. i never got it till i read other peoples' comments-- funny stuff! i lol if i may...
ReplyDeletemsn was getting boring .. as i am also lazy and i think it made me think a bit, but again once on the computer im too lazy to think about anything- if i was lazy enough not to try to understand this i would have clicked stumble again to another site but im glad i didnt jus to get the point across that u probs wouldnt get to the end of this if u were lazy.. so that above comment does not include u -- i have patience to type this,, and am fast at typing, so it helps, but was there a point to this? lol!
oh ye- the person who wrote that really long comment was me lol emma from solihull, england lol jus wanted some cred-- dont know really why, just that i felt i wanted perhaps a notification, a little less that neglect for my hard work in typing lol! im 15! DID U THINK THAT? no u probs thought i was bout 10 4 being so sad- but no i just lyk posting realy long comments that no1 reads- 2 say im on tinternet lol
ReplyDeleteI read your every word.
ReplyDeleteDid you say, "Corn on the tinternet?" Because that would be just insane!
hey! that's not funny and not
ReplyDeleteI have 5 good reasons to hate this:
1)you originally promised 10
2)not all la
I like it... kicking myself for not thinking of it first!
ReplyDeleteTL,DR
ReplyDeleteVery nice :D
ReplyDeletepriceless.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't a lazy person start with 10, or some other number like 6?
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a T-Shirt a friend of mine had made for him that read:
ReplyDeleteReasons to Procrastinate:
1.
no, a lazy person would not start with 6, too much thinking
ReplyDelete1 is the natural starting number
and come on guys, you shouldn't be PROUD of your laziness
I may procrastinate about this at a later date..
ReplyDeleteThis just made my day.
ReplyDeleteAnother reason to procrastinate is this: http://rufino-city.myminicity.com/ ..at least for me.
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ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a one-line Irishman joke.
ReplyDelete"An Irishman walked out of a bar."
(Hey, it happens :-)
It's really funny
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ya know, that's
ReplyDeleteThat was
ReplyDeleteSome people just blah, blah, blah all talk and no action!
ReplyDeleteThank you for letting be one of your 360 friends!
Anyone else think more than 90% of the comments are pathetic? The jokes are old, and those who are trying to be lazy are, well, indolent losers. Laziness is srs bzns.
ReplyDeleteI was going to read this but I couldn't be bothered... ;)
ReplyDeleteYou should always finish what you sta
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!
ReplyDeletehaha when i first read this i read it differently than the joke intended
ReplyDeleteInability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.
since it says "any" instead of "a" it makes me think that its saying if people make excuses for not having any single thing they want in the world, they are being lazy, and everything is attainable if you put in the effort, so just read the line like that and tell me if it motivates you at all, and emphasize the word any, but umm cool joke
So, does that mean that lazy people are apathetic, content, or weak? I'm confused.
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ReplyDeleteAs a lazy guy myself I would never have even started a list.
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