I wanted to subscribe to your blog feed with my Bookmarks Toolbar Folder using Firefox but couldn't find the correct rss to your blog. Eventually I found it in your source code as http://www.holyjuan.com/feeds/posts/default
Maybe you could put a button in case you're losing out on people wanting to subscribe to your geat blog.
I got a list. When I went to print it I was out of ink. I had to take my mower to the pawn shop and got just enough for the ink cart. I got the $3.00 all day bus ticket but the driver was bitchy about me lugging the fookin Toro on board. I have a handicapped pass so he kind of let it go. Then, when I got to the store with my pawn money, they only had the duo offer one color cart/one B/W. I do have a health care spending card so I go over the check out and convince some one to let me purchase a qualifying item for them. It took three different purchases but I got the difference. I got back to my stop and and as I looked across the street, I saw my downstairs neighbor at the south bound stop, so I went over and sold my all day ticket to her for a $1.50. As I was digging around for change for her $2.00, I asked her to hold my bag with the carts in it. I handed her the change just as the bus arrived and she turned and got on with my carts.
Sometimes I create lists like this just to have the satisfaction of crossing them out...or crumpling them up. Either way, humor and unemployment are a great pair.
hahaha...oooh yes how i luv being unemployed! well except for when its bill time or when i cant stand eating p&j's or top ramen anymore or even worse, when i have to take my change to the coinstar for gas and a 99cent mcfuckmylife sandwhich...damn i need a job
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Ha ha mate I defiantly do lot of number 6.
Great post.
James Powell
Number is the item I alwasy get stuck on....... Hang on, I'll google it!!
Hi there.
I wanted to subscribe to your blog feed with my Bookmarks Toolbar Folder using Firefox but couldn't find the correct rss to your blog. Eventually I found it in your source code as
http://www.holyjuan.com/feeds/posts/default
Maybe you could put a button in case you're losing out on people wanting to subscribe to your geat blog.
:-)
I think I fixed it... wait. No I didn't.
Just a minute...
I got a list. When I went to print it I was out of ink. I had to take my mower to the pawn shop and got just enough for the ink cart. I got the $3.00 all day bus ticket but the driver was bitchy about me lugging the fookin Toro on board. I have a handicapped pass so he kind of let it go. Then, when I got to the store with my pawn money, they only had the duo offer one color cart/one B/W. I do have a health care spending card so I go over the check out and convince some one to let me purchase a qualifying item for them. It took three different purchases but I got the difference. I got back to my stop and and as I looked across the street, I saw my downstairs neighbor at the south bound stop, so I went over and sold my all day ticket to her for a $1.50. As I was digging around for change for her $2.00, I asked her to hold my bag with the carts in it. I handed her the change just as the bus arrived and she turned and got on with my carts.
I hate my life.
TB
Hehe, looks almost exactly like my list!...
Wow...I guess you have been too busy to email your fans then....
Anonymous.(the real one)
I promise to be a better hero.
Wow, I'm currently unemployed and I looked at that list and well...More true than I can imagine.
Except #7. Tell the boyfriend I sent out "like hundreds of resumes"
There is a "Browse Reddit" and other stuff on the list too
great list lol
I only start to worry when your day sounds much more productive (and I work! - agh!)
You are a funny bastard.
Strangely I do #6 most of the day at work.
Good list. I printed it out and will consult it the next time I am unemployed!
Brilliant! :D
Gee, it has worked for me since 2003.
She might just be catching on...
Ugh! Is this what I have to look forward to? It's only been a week, and I'm already running out of things to do.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but these guys just ripped you off:
http://www.subtire.com/2008/05/26/unemploied-stuff-to-do-list/
Ha! I just did a search:
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=unemployed+stuff+to+do+list&btnG=Google+Search
It's all over the place. That's my early ignorance about not watermarking or putting my name on my original material.
Lesson learned.
Just a couple of things missing from the list:
a) Find out why all the commercials for Devry University and becoming a medical billing specialist are on from 12pm-3pm, and 12am-3pm
and b) memorize every episode of [insert anime series here] played on Adult Swim
oops, I meant 12am-3am.
Sometimes I create lists like this just to have the satisfaction of crossing them out...or crumpling them up. Either way, humor and unemployment are a great pair.
hahaha...oooh yes how i luv being unemployed! well except for when its bill time or when i cant stand eating p&j's or top ramen anymore
or even worse, when i have to take my change to the coinstar for gas and a 99cent mcfuckmylife sandwhich...damn i need a job
Gosh you're funny! :) TY!
haha. This is indeed a list made of Juan, the Filipino man who resembles laziness. haha. Love this list.
Cheers,
Cathy@manometer
But how can #8 be checked off already? He couldn't check it off until he posted the rest of it! MIND BLOWN!
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